I know you won’t believe me, but I actually went through the worst hell ever at my dentist appointment yesterday. When he cleaned my teeth, it sounded like the scraping of 1,000 steel forks against glass plates, as he carved out my gums with his torture tools! It was all I could do to keep myself from jumping up, smacking him square across the face, and saying, “You! None of that!” Thank God I didn’t, and survived. He really is a sweet, nice man, after all. God bless him.
*End of testimony for the day*